“Pulled pork pain”

Films: Inhumanwich! (2016)

Alias: Joel Neumann

Type: Mutant

Location: Eldritch Location/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: Grows to that of a small building.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: Remember that time a guy was sent into space, and he came back a monster made of cosmic rust that desired human blood and its own death? Well, we have a similar premise. But this is no Dan Prescott, and it's no incredible melting man either. It's a bit...meatier.

History: Joel Neumann was sent into space to herald the return of capsule-based space travel. But alas, he ended up colliding with a lot of cosmic radiation that happened to merge him with the sandwich he brought. Upon crashing back to Earth, he was slowly mutating into a beast of pure meat, eating anyone who got in his way.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After a while, Joel is nothing more than a sentient pile of meat with eyes. But his rampage is brought to an end when a major glutton is brought in to eat him. All of him. And he's still hungry afterwards.

Powers/Abilities: The more he eats, the larger he gets.

Weakness: Heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 3-The Inhumanwich is about on par with classical b-movie monsters in terms of looks. His final form bears some resemblance to the Crawling Eye minus the tentacles, and somehow twice as unpleasant. But his ridiculous defeat and the fact that he gets slower with his evolution brings him down a noticeable peg.

Trivia: -This film was directed and written by David Cornelius, who is more of the latter when it comes to low-budget fare.

-The credits really want you to know that this film does not endorse Sloppy Joes. Then again, neither do we.


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