“Nature run under-budget”

Films: Rise of the Animals (2011)

Alias: Various, notably killer dogs, seagulls, deer, gorillas, squirrels, horses, and bears

Type: Unknown

Location: Civilized Area/Forest

Height/Weight: That of their respective species.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: It's one of those films again. The one where animals inexplicably go berserk and start attacking people for no reason. Only this time, we're left wondering why we even bothered dredging up this film from the obscurity depths.

History: For an average pizza delivery boy, tonight's the night where he can confront the girl of his dreams. But fate has other plans. For this is the time where the animals of the world decide to go completely homicidal and tear their fellow man to pieces. And now, he and his friends have found themselves fighting for survival.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After much carnage over the course of two days, there are only two survivors left out of the group. Of course, they are the boy and his love, who proceed to drive into an uncertain future.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 1.5-We don't care how much bloodshed these creatures create, they are by far some of the cheapest killer animals we have ever seen. When it's not Z-grade CGI, it's some of the worst practical effects ever put to film. None quite represents this greater than the deer attack scene. You just have to see it for yourself.

Trivia: -There is nothing of significance to this film.


Image Gallery

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