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Films: Killer Pinata (2015)

Alias: The Blood Pinata

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average pinata.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Killer rabbits, killer lamps, killer laundry presses, among others. The world of cinema is never short on preposterous ideas for monsters, it seems. And who would have guessed that the next thing on the list would be a murderous decorated box of candy.

History: Long ago at a pinata factory, a beleaguered worker was accidentally dropped by his bullies into a shredder. His blood, however, somehow seeped into the very last pinata he made, turning it into a blood pinata, a pinata with a human soul. This pinata grew bitter at the world from seeing his pinata brethren get mercilessly destroyed by partygoers. Now, he takes his anger out on a house full of people to kill and possess.

Notable Kills: Dispenses gumdrops into a person's mouth to choke him, and impales another with a pinata stick.

Final Fate: After killing just about everyone, the pinata's terror is brought to an end when a survivor manages to tear him apart and destroy his human heart. However, a kid is shown having snuck off with some of the pinata's candies...

Powers/Abilities: This pinata has special candy that can help it possess humans for a while. It is also slightly more durable than the average pinata.

Weakness: Anything conventional, though you only truly kill it by destroying its heart.

Scariness Factor: 1-It's an inanimate paper Mache horse being waved around by an unseen guy and occasionally getting a gory kill in. What exactly do you EXPECT us to say about it? It's quite impossible for us to take this thing seriously, that's for sure.

Trivia: -A sequel, called "Killer Pinata 2: More of Them" was announced on Kickstarter in 2018. Whether it'll go anywhere or not is still up in the air.

-It took all of eight days to shoot this film.


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