“A clipped Christmas”

Films: All Through the House (2015)

Alias: Jamie Garrett

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: Ho, ho, holy balls, another one?! How many killer Santa flicks do we need before every kid is traumatized for life? To this one's credit, though, the story is a bit more than just some holiday smeer...

History: Jamie Garrett was the result of a man having an affair with two other women. Mrs. Garrett wanted a girl, but the other wife got that instead, leaving her with Jamie. Enraged, she castrated her child, and raised him as a girl. Jamie grew up bullied and with lots of pent-up rage. Then, at the age of five, he disappeared. As it turns out, he was sent to an asylum for murder, only to escape years after his plight faded into urban legend. Now, he's coming home to crash a Christmas party, killing the women and neutering the men. Oh, and his half-sister is there too.

Notable Kills: Castration is nothing to scoff at.

Final Fate: After the truth is all revealed, Jamie kills his mother with the help of his half-sister, who decides to live with him. Whether they'll continue to murder remains unseen...

Powers/Abilities: Jamie's favorite weapon is a pair of hedge clippers. Guess what they're used for.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 4-Aside from a rather uniquely frightening Santa get-up, this holiday killer has an awfully abusive backstory, and dear GOD, no one wants their balls to be mangled like his was! If you see a madman with clippers coming your way, armor the nether regions!

Trivia: -Ironically, a lot of this film was done in July. Get it? Christmas in July?

-This film was loosely based on a short film called "Here Comes Santa".


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A most jolly creature.


Chill for someone in such a revolting mask.
Given my vices, give me a pickaxe for that snowglobe.

Ack! A cheap Halloween prop!


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