“At least the other park had dinosaurs”

Films: The ReZort (2015)

Alias: Various

Type: Mutant

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: So, you've helped manage to pull humanity from the brink of extinction and stop the onslaught of the zombie plague? Great! So, how do we celebrate? What's that? You want us to make a whole island where we can have the undead still be there just so people can kill them, therefore allowing them to live out their unpleasant murder fantasies in peace? Hahaha, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

History: Yes, if you can believe it, all of the above was what happened after an outbreak resulted in zombies killing billions of people before they were quarantined onto one island. Now, people can go to the Rezort to destroy the rest for a fee. But the Rezort is far more sinister than one may guess. As it turns out, refugees from the war are led there, killed, and turned into new zombies to keep profits flowing. Then some misguided activists disable the security, and the massacre begins.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Eventually, the Rezort is carpet bombed, seemingly killing all of the undead. However, it is later revealed that some zombies escaped into the ocean and went to the mainland, instigating another zombie war...

Powers/Abilities: A bite spreads the plague.

Weakness: Headshots, preferably.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-The fact that there are hundreds of undead on one island is bad enough, but then you think about why they are actually there. The Rezort is just an excuse to kill the poor, and no one knew it until it was too late. Let's hope that the ignorant government becomes their chow later on just so it can be replaced with a better one.

Trivia: -The main island for the Rezort is shown in the film to be Fuerteventura of the Canary Islands.

-Disturbingly, there have been times where humans have been put in captivity like animals for the world to see. These "human zoos" were relics from centuries ago. They mostly involved European folk putting minorities into enclosures for people to gawk at, as well as emphasize some kind of superiority over them. It was all later rightfully lambasted as a failing of ethics.


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You'd think the island placement would tell these corporate idiots a thing or two.

But you play Sniper in TF2 all the time!
The FroZen resort was also a failure.

The Valentines Day Massacre, but for zombies.

Running of the Zombies was an even WORSE idea.
"Send...more...tour guides..."

The Gerber Baby, all grown up.
That tagline above isn't exactly untrue. At least we got an ending quicker.

"Tell me I'm still a pretty tourist!"



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