“A corny outing”

Films: Fear Pharm (2020)

Alias: Hershel, Gemma, their kids

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: It just isn't a rural horror film unless there's killer farmers involved. But this isn't your typical bout of murderous scarecrows and hicks. The farmers here have slightly greater ambitions when it comes to murdering unsuspecting guests.

History: Hershel and Gemma are a married couple with a dark secret. Their frankly disturbed family has been making some good bucks with their corn maze…where they and their thuggish children lie in wait to either slaughter the guests or capture them. The latter get that treatment because what this family’s after is their skin. That way, they can produce a special cream that keeps them young and fresh forever. Sure enough, they've got plenty of young guys to chase around tonight!

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Not all of this twisted family survives, but they manage to catch the girls they wanted for their experiments. Sadly, the lead girl kills herself to deny them a victory that night. However, they are still free to pull this stunt on others, albeit with slightly less manpower this time...

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-While they sometimes fumble every now and then with even the best laid plans, they are by no means pushovers. This is especially evident with the ones who dress up like death metal scarecrows, complete with weapons like hoes and chainsaws. Either way, this is a maze you may never leave.

Trivia: -Rather fittingly, this film was done in one of America's largest corn mazes, with an impressive sixty acres to its name. That name being Cool Pumpkin Patch in Dixon, California.

-We are still debating whether to call this "Fear Pharm" or "Fear PHarm". Honestly, you decide.

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A business mired in the worst ethics.
Such as getting corn stuffed in your mouth...or that chainsaw.