"This Bio is Required by Ape Law"

Films: Planet of the Apes (1968), Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970), Escape from the planet of the Apes (1971), Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972), Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

Alias: Several, including Cornelius, Zira, Dr. Zaius, and Caesar (or Milo)

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: There must be something better than man. A paraphrasing of some pretty nasty foreshadowing. This is where you probably got most of your ape-related catchphrases. If you haven't come here with some modicum of respect for your simian neighbors, well then, take your stinking paws off here, you damn dirty-oh, now you got us doing it.

History: We'll just recap based on the time travelling that happened midway. Before that, we got a glimpse of the future, where man's role as the dominant species was overtaken by apes, and the rest of the world ravaged by nuclear war. Among those apes were Dr. Zaius, the Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith, and the pair of married apes, Cornelius and Zira. The humans of this future are slaves and/or prisoners. And when things ultimately get worse (as in, the utter destruction of the planet due to a bunch of atom bomb worshipping ninnies), Cornelius and Zira manage to somehow travel back in time to undo the catastrophe. But they are separated from their son, Milo, due to them being killed off by paranoid authorities. Milo is soon taken under the wing of a circus, and finds a new name. Caesar. A name fit for a king...

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Sick of watching his fellow apes under the tyrannical thrall of man, Caesar instigates a revolution that ultimately results in nuclear war. But unlike the previous timeline, which ends with a nuclear bomb wiping out the Earth to spite Zaius, Caesar's efforts ended with ape and man co-existing peacefully.

Powers/Abilities: For their species, they are quite intelligent.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 4-While it was ultimately ourselves that ravaged society, these apes put up a good fight. It doesn't help that their faces vaguely resemble our own, but in a way that pushes them straight into the uncanny valley. Of course, the costumes look a bit cheaper as the films go on.

Trivia: -Out of most of the ape cast, the more famous actor of them was Roddy McDowall (as Caesar), who also played a number of award-winning roles, including one in the film "Cleopatra".

-The ape with the most intelligence recorded (aside from humanity) is the orangutan, which can solve puzzles quickly, and even use makeshift spears to catch fish. Fittingly, Dr. Zaius is an orangutan.

Image Gallery

Better than man? Not so much.

He is also kind of a jerk in a land full of them.

"A little too close, guys."

Harambe's very own planet.

As done by a classic artist.

Nobody can keep the twist out, it seems.

"Shoe's on the other foot, meme-sters!"

"Just ignore the humans...keep walking..."

"I think we need a change of hat-wear."

Humans are the true aliens.

First contact with their equivelent of a caveman did not go well.

The first buildings destroyed were the banana buildings.

Not a good thing to do in front of the impeding masses, guy.

This is awkward on several levels.

"Sorry, but I'm not into men."

"Start by stopping the production of those damn Harambe memes!"

Is is also known as "Advertised Extra".

She's also into interspecies appeal.

They will NOT like what they find.

"Oh, this is so going where the sun ceases to shine."

"At least it isn't a Funko-Pop."

In the end, the inamimate object is the most vile.

A new generation, alright. Say, do they star in the next movie?

"Dammit, we landed on the moon."

"At least we're not in Detroit."

Well, putting make-up on a baby is just inhuman.

What he does with such a weapon will serve a purpose.

"Urge to kill...rising..."

Final chapter? Wait until the 21st century...

"A planet where Blue Meanies evolved from man?!"

Humans for sale!


All that's missing is the spoiler.

At least one will get the pleasure of dying.

Real dignified, guys.

And the folks on Deviantart have gone rabid.

Ah, shit. There goes the planet.

"Smash everything! Especially the big red button there! Wait a minute..."

Probably should have just stuck to being persecuted by their kind.

No, Kong does not become an antagonist.

Yes, somebody considered this a good idea.

Mankind. Your savagery knows no bounds.

A lone stand won't work here.

Also in the news: We're horrible people for causing this to happen.

Gorilla Vs. Chimpanzee would usually end in a crushed head.

Nuclear armageddon is ALREADY taking hold.

Make a racist joke and you're off the site.
He will also be rememberd forever.

Not sure about the font here.

Acid Trip of the Apes.

A madhouse? Wait until you get into the padded cell.

Yes! End this franchise before it spirals into insanity for a great many years!

"What? We thought there was a party going on!"

When racism and paranoia go WAY too far.

"I just say an ape stuffed. I'm not in the best of moods right now."

It was at this moment that the first spark of hatred came...

Slave riots were strong enough. Apes make any chance of riot control slim.


Thank goodness no further sequels were made, if that saucer's anything to go by.

"Today, we ressurect MS. FRIZZLE!"