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Films: The Incredibly...screw it, TISCWSLBMUZ (1964)

Alias: Jerry

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: ....Get on with it.

History: An evil fortune teller named Estrella and her beak-nosed assistant Ortega have it in for the patrons working at the beach-side carnival they work at, so they find some unlucky customers, splash acid at their faces, and then hypnotize them to do their bidding and kill others as their "zombies". At least not before some grating musical numbers and padding, padding, PADDING!!!!

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: The zombies prove uncontrollable, as upon being released, they kill Estrella and Ortega instantly, and do the same to some other carnival-goers before the police arrive and shoot them all dead.

Powers/Abilities: Zilch.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 1.5-Points for the grotesque-looking faces, but not much for everything else. These "zombies" are just too easy to kill and, if killing their master is anything to go by, rather scatterbrained. When your monster attack can be quelled by a simple 9-11 call, they might need work.

Trivia: -Director/producer of this film Ray Steckler stared in this film under the egotistical alias, "Cash Flagg".

-This thing was produced on a budget of $38,000.

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Don't waste your breath with this film.
SEE! Hours of boredom max!
Well, he's seen better days.