"This Little Rascals reboot bites"

Films: Peopletoys (1974)

Alias: David, Moe, Brian, Susan, Sister Hannah

Type: Natural

Location: Forest/Haunted home

Height/Weight: That of average children.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: People tend to get up in arms about the level of violence against kids in movies. But what about when it's the kids doing all the violent things, hmm?

History: A van containing a group of kids headed for a psychiatric ward gets unfortunately derailed while going through the frozen woods. The kids soon head for a cabin housing some not entirely pleasant individuals. Seeing a grand opportunity to have some fun, the gang of little devils decide to murder them all in horrifying ways.

Notable Kills: All of them, with special mention going to Susan pouring a bucket of water and piranhas into an occupied bathtub. There's also the spear-swing for that horrible Home Alone reboot that thankfully doesn't exist.

Final Fate: Eventually, all of the adult occupants are brutally slaughtered in one way or another. The kids reluctantly leave the place, and the movie has the balls to imply this is only the beginning.

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 4-Despite not even being out of elementary school, these maliciously crafty kids are a horror to behold. Make no mistake, they will make your death as unique and painful as possible.

Trivia: -This film is also known as "The Horrible House on the Hill", "Devil Times Five", and rather tellingly, "Tantrums".

-David was played by a very young Leif Garrett, whose career is best defined by movies, music, and serious drug abuse accusations all the way at age 14. Yikes.

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I bet what Wendy saw was the reception this film got.

Or adults, so idiotic.

A tantrum?! That's what this is to all of you?!

Here's a good idea. GET OUT. You'll still draw blood, but it's a start.

The Snowman Killer takes notes.