"Little Shop of Who-oh, you'll soon get the joke"

Films: Please Don't Eat my Mother! (1973)

Alias: None

Type: Unknown

Location: Haunted home

Height/Weight: That of a large corpse plant (female), that of an average bush (male).

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: If you saw "Little Shop of Horrors" and asked yourself, "but how can I make it sexier", then we'd best just talk over the web instead of in person. Whoever came up with this film had a lot of unresolved issues as far as we are concerned.

History: Down on his luck and still a virgin, Henry Fudd still lives with his domineering mother, and craves for some excitement. He gets more than he bargained for when he buys an odd plant, that eventually grows into a mature giant women-eating plant that craves attention and a mate, which she receives (a man-eating plant).

Notable Kills: Almost all off-screen.

Final Fate: After killing a girl and denying Henry any chances at mating, the male and female plants do some mating of their own. Their liter of babies is enough to prevent Henry from committing suicide.

Powers/Abilities: Can eat things many times their size.

Weakness: They can only eat people that are the same gender as they or else the eating will be unbearable.

Scariness Factor: 1-These immobile things are the sort of props you would find in a high school play funded by a Bitcoin supporter. While charismatically voice-acted, they serve only to (fruitlessly) amuse the audience as the smut goes on around them. Ironically, they have more personality than anybody else.

Trivia: -This film is also known as "Sex Pot Swingers".

-The female plant, aside from looking like a Venus Flytrap, also resembles a pitcher plant, another carnivorous piece of flora that lures prey in with nectar, and intoxicates them into falling into its maw filled with stomach acids. Its catches range from insects to whole rats

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She also got hitched. Pretty lucky for a killer plant.
Of course, animosity was going to happen.
Oh, look. A Napoleon syndrome plant.