"His mask, his knife, his evil"

Films: Halloween (1978), Halloween II (1981), Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988), Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989), Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995), Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later (1998), Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Alias: The Shape, the Boogeyman

Type: Natural (maybe Mystical)

Location: Haunted home/Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: It's often considered over-generalizing when one says that you're just born evil. But how can you explain the psychotic rampage of this one man?! Before Vorhees, there was this implacable murderer.

History: Michael Myers demonstrated a murderous mind at a very young age, killing his older sister on Halloween night at age 6. After escaping the asylum fifteen years later, he stalks his old neighborhood, hoping to kill anyone who gets in his way.

Notable Kills: Several, but his best was when he dressed up like a ghost in shades to strangle someone with a telephone cord.

Final Fate: Michael...well, either he went up in flames in the hospital he grew up in, he got beaten within an inch of his life by a pipe, or he wakes up in a morgue after getting electrocuted. These continuities are confusing, but the general consensus is that he rarely lets critical injuries slow him down for long.

Powers/Abilities: Seems to have a major healing factor for when things get hairy.

Weakness: Anything conventional...for a while.

Scariness Factor: 4.5-There is nothing sympathetic about Michael. He is pure stoic evil seeking out victims simply because he can. That creepy mask and his code of silence will surely make you want to bolt the doors forever.

Trivia: -While the filmmakers have been ambiguous about Michael's true nature, some say that he's actually cursed. Cursed with immorality, with enemies? We don't know.

-Although some have compared the original film to the horrors of the loss of teenage innocence, director John Carpenter has denied all of this.

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Oh, he came, along with a bunch of questionable sequels.

When he smiles, a devil earns its wings.

You know, what if THIS was his mask?

No candy for you, sir.

Oh, we'll get our Pumpkinhead soon. Soon...

Pictured: What Micheal REALLY would look like under the mask. Sorry, fangirls.

After a film-long absence, he's coming back.

"I'm reaady! Promotion!"

"Hold up. I need to act stupid right now."

I mean, this franchise JUST WON'T DIE!

It never does. The sequels just keep coming (but we're getting close!).

Just in time to die, as well.

You happy now? You got what you wanted. Wonder why you still feel empty inside?
Trick or treat? Wait two movies for that.

The next was "You're shoes are untied".

Micheal's most pragmatic, yet not proudest, moment.

Good news! He's blind now. Unless the status quo comes back.

He takes that 'creepy uncle' stereotype up to eleven.

Taking up farming didn't go well for him. Or her.

Wait until he finds the sais. What? They're farming equipment, too.

He's so insane, he sees a bombshell going through his mask.

"Family reunion!"

Stabby stabby stabby!

Nice mask, but nothing beats the original.

"Get used to this. We're going to be doing this for a loooong time."

They just can't stop him. At all. Not here. Not for 6 more movies, at least.

"I am the great and powerful OZ!"

"All I'm seeing is blood. So, no different from normal."

Look out! He's got a Soulnado!

Is it no question he'd lose custody quickly?

Wait until he gets into the Church of Scientology.

Micheal, your glimpse into Hell is quite useful for the near future.

The future rises up and a legend is born.

Micheal finally comes out of the-oh, I mean comes INTO the closet.

Black, white, and evil all over.

This should have been his ticket to Hell. THIS!

I bet even Micheal is wondering how this development came to be.

History tragically repeats...until the universe resets things, at least.

The frown behind the stoic. The tears behind the evil.

Damien Thorn kills off his nanny and doesn't know why.

"Sigh. What am I doing with my life?"

"C'mon! I was just kidding! PLEASE!"

Reality TV finally gets what's coming to it.

What follows buries his dignity and immortality for good. Glory to justice.