"All ape women are queens"

Films: Queen Kong (1976)

Alias: Queenie

Type: Natural

Location: Jungle/Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of a large house.

Affiliation: Neutral, leaning on Good

Summary: Okay, to the man who wanted Kong with a boob job, hands in the air. We know you were working out some issues, but did you have to inflict this film upon us? We didn't need Rule 63 Kong. We just didn't.

History: In the prehistoric jungle of Africa, the top being among the natives is Queen Kong, a gigantic female ape that tussles with dinosaurs on occasion. One day, a man by the name of Ray Fay (ha...) comes there, and the queen is immediately smitten.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Queen Kong finds Ray all the way in London, and after climbing the Big Ben, Ray encourages the folk not to shoot at her. This also somehow brings out every single woman's rights activist in the vicinity, and Queen Kong is off the hook with her new boyfriend. Ray's old girlfriend sadly looks on, wishing that they would be open to a threesome (that's literally how the movie ends...).

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2-Oh sure, she can destroy a lot, but she's too fuzzy and cutesy-faced to be a true threat. That, and she fell for a rejected Beatles fan, apparently. Though to her credit, she had a right to destroy London after they put her in that demeaning chain bikini.

Trivia: -The Japanese loved this film so much that in 1998, a group of Japanese comedians dubbed over it with their own dialogue.

-Due to legal action from Dino De Laurentiis, this film was not theatrically released in the UK.

Image Gallery

Never thought the Japanese would come up with the more tasteful poster.

The Mighty Gorga stamps his foot down and doesn't know why.
So, this is what Skull Island's top female must have looked like.

I guess movies are convinced that the Rhamphoryncus is a devil on prehistoric Earth.
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