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Films: The Chooper (1971)

Alias: Tim

Type: Natural

Location: Haunted home

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Middle of nowhere, old decrepit home, psycho running around the place killing everyone, you know the drill at this point.

History: Tim "The Chooper" (sigh...everyone pronounces it that way) doesn't take kindly to strangers coming into his ranch in the dustbowls of nowhere. So you can imagine the nuance of trying to buy the place out in spite of the fact that practically everyone with a brain avoids the house like the plague. It wouldn't be a horror movie otherwise.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Eventually, the Chooper bites off more than he can chew, as his attempt at killing two at once ends with him getting knocked out with a plow, and impaled through the head with his own dagger.

Powers/Abilities: His signature weapon is a long dagger.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-In the shroud of darkness, this mask-less freak dominates, seeing how he's dressed up like how a five-year old interprets a ninja. Problem is that he tried doing it in broad daylight, and it cost him. Oh, and speaking of five-year olds, we bet money that one could come up with a better title than the damned Chooper.

Trivia: -This film was directed by Ray Dennis Steckler, who previously did "The Incredibly Strange Creatures".

-"Chooper" is a slang term for porn. Thank you, Urban Dictionary. You are terrific.

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