"Camp go on like this"

Films: Sleepaway Camp (1983), Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988), Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1989), Return to Sleepaway Camp (2003)

Alias: Peter Baker, Maria

Type: Natural

Location: Forest/Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: There is absolutely nothing wrong with people of the transgender variety. If you're trans, gay, whatever, you are no less valuable as a member of society. Just try not to take any cues from the plight of Angela Baker.

History: Long ago in the forests of New York, Peter Baker watched the unfortunate demise of his father and sister after a prank gone wrong. He went under the care of his slightly unhinged aunt Dr. Martha Thomas, but had to change his gender due to her not wanting another son. Going under the alias Angela, the last Baker became an instant social outcast, especially at Camp Arawak. But the teenagers didn't know that Angela did NOT take kindly to any kind of harassment. There's only so much a guy (or girl) can take before he/she finally cuts loose...

Notable Kills: Traps a guy in a bathroom stall to get swarmed by bees, hacks up some rowdy children, and fires an arrow right at someone's throat. All of that in one film. In future ventures, he kills some Freddy and Jason cosplayers while dressed up as Leatherface, drowns a girl in a leech-filled outhouse, strangles a person with a guitar string, sprays a man with battery acid, tricks a girl into snorting lethal Ajax, puts a firecracker in a guy's nose, and crushes a girl's head with a lawnmower. Just...wow.

Final Fate: Despite his true identity being revealed at the end of his first rampage, Angela got shock therapy and a true sex change before becoming a camp councilor in the future so that she may kill anyone she considers to be naughty or just plain annoying. The last time we ever saw her, she died from stab wounds in a hospital after a long reign of terror. That "Return to" business has no continuity, otherwise she would still be alive.

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 4.5-If you're even the least deserving of some comeuppance, then holy sh*t, you are going to die horribly to this tortured soul. A boundless imagination for death and a healthy hatred of society has turned Angela into a killer whose wrath rivals Jason Voorhees himself! Also, that last shot from the first movie. Not. Okay...

Trivia: -The supposed fourth film, "the Survivor", is actually the shambling corpse of an unmade addition to the franchise, stitched together hastily from stock footage and what little new footage they made back in the 90s. The final "film" was completed in 2012.

-For a while, the true end to the franchise, "Sleepaway Camp Reunion", has been in the works. But last time we checked, there hasn't been a single word on it, most likely due to a lack of budget.

Image Gallery

The rest of the letter reads like a self-insert fic.

Ack! A Dullahan!

By the end, you will hate this lady for what she's done.

Did....did you just kill all of those killers?

Yep! No bones about it! I'm fired, aren't I?

As she wants to do to the reputation of this franchise.

Um...yeah. This exists.
You have no idea.

Awkward...very...very awkward.

Sung by...no-one. No-one anymore, anyway.

Smoking kills.

Full circle, everyone. Her aunt would be proud.

Are you cheering because you changed your hairstyle again?

This exists, too.
So much for the memories.

Way to give away...that shot.

"Erm...who's the broad?"

A pity that what you're standing in is poison oak.

Once you know the twist, isn't this a bit discomforting?

Wow. Angela got buff.

Yeah...we told you this was going to be an odd film.

By that, she means rip off every other prolific killer.

Okay, but could you not litter?

This was supposed to be a team-building exercise! Not this!

One title change later, this earned a bit more dignity.