"Now wrestling's really fake"

Films: Arena (1989)

Alias: Fang, Sloth, Horn

Type: Alien

Location: Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Neutral, leaning on Evil

Summary: In the distant future, wresting is somehow just as crazy as it is in the modern day. The only difference is that we're a bit more inclusive as in who gets to punch our lights out. In this case, very belligerent aliens.

History: Somewhere on a faraway space colony, wresting is done between all manner of life forms. Humanity has entered the ring before, but there hasn't been a human winner in decades. The current champion is the demonic-looking Horn, muscle of crime boss Rogor. However, a reluctant human in the form of Steve Armstrong might be the one to turn the record in mankind's favor...so long as he gets his pay.

Notable Kills: None.

Final Fate: Every opponent that fights Steve ends up KO’ed by him. Even the mighty Horn falls to him, and he is crowned humanity's champion.

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-These aliens are more strange than scary. The fact that they can enter a wrestling match without killing anybody is nothing less than a miracle. Horn is definitely the more intimidating one, looking like an 80s version of the Cyberdemon from "Doom".

Trivia: -Horn was played by Michael Deak, who specialized more in special effects and make-up.

-Although done in 1989, this film was not released to the U.S. until 1991.

Image Gallery

Stale-end piece of white bread or foreign species? Sound fair to you?

Um...need some help moving?
Where was this badass patoot in the film?

To be fair, both have pretty uncreative names. Their mothers must have really been drinking during that day.

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