"The final croak of civilization"

Films: Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)

Alias: Commander Toty, Bull

Type: Mutant

Location: Desert/Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: When the world officially lets society die, many would suspect that all that will remain are a scant amount of humans, and assorted adaptive insects. In truth, we're left with frogs. Lots of them.

History: After the 20th century ends with nuclear war destroying civilization, all that remains are a few pockets of mostly sterile humans and the mutant frogs that occupy the lands. These frogs have a vice grip on humanity, and only a few have any hope of giving women...erm…the seeds of the next generation. Enter Sam Hell, one of the few fertile men who must venture into Frogtown to rescue the captive women there.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Sam practically blazes through frog-men, and after killing their commander, he manages to save several women. Now the human race can last for a little longer.

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3-Anyone with a fear of frogs will find these creatures to be a bit unsettling. What gets us is how depraved they can be, especially that one who demanded to have his "3 snakes" aroused. For those wondering, we know what he meant and it's...disgusting.

Trivia: -Frogs/toads have only one d*ck. There. We said it.

-The infamous "Dance of the 3 Snakes" scene was actually supposed to have full-on nudity, but the actress thankfully declined.

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Kill them before they start to sing!
Kermit the Frog must have gotten WAY too jacked up on radiation.