"To F*ck with the Chuck"

Films: Silent Rage (1982)

Alias: None

Type: Man-Made

Location: Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: On the subject of hyperbole-laden manliness, there is no man who embodies it more than Chuck Norris. While we can see past his mementic badass reputation, he has the moves. Just not the movies, if credit is what he's looking for.

History: John Kirby was a psychopath shot for trying to resist arrest. Seeing an opportunity, some scientists took his near-dead body to experiment on. They gave him enhanced physical ability, but at the further cost of this mental health. Naturally, John broke out to cause havoc. Now, Sherriff Dan Stevens must stop him.

Notable Kills: Stabs a man through the eye with a syringe filled with acid meant for him.

Final Fate: After a brutal fight, Dan seemingly kills John by slamming him into a well. However, he's still active, albeit incredibly beat.

Powers/Abilities: Super strength, nigh-invulnerability.

Weakness: Increased consistent overwhelming pain.

Scariness Factor: 4-This serial killer may not have the iconic features of his many counterparts, but a near-invincible killer is always a bad sign. Even someone as skilled and powerful as Mr. Norris had the wind taken out of him by that fight.

Trivia: -Chuck Norris has indeed eared a few of his imposing credentials, being a black belt and having served in the U.S. Air Force. A pity he turned out to be a far-right Republican with more than a few homophobic beliefs.

-This film would later be remade as 2009's "Indestructable".

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