"Battle of the flute solos"

Films: Born of Fire (1987)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Cave

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: If you think that Turkey is just a wasteland full of political upheaval and endless death...well, you can thank Vladimir Putin for that. But there's more to it than that. For instance, we have this naked Djinn wanting to scorch the world...who in hindsight, kind of looks like Vladimir, just without any...oh, God, I get the shower first!

History: A masterful flute player said to have killed his father years ago, Master Flautist was a Djinn planning on setting the world on fire with his flute solos. But this demi-god was to face some competition, for a fellow flute player was coming, and pretty soon, the world was on the verge of a bizarre retelling of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".

Notable Kills: None.

Final Fate: Eventually, Master Flautist is foiled when his opponent's flute solo summons a rain storm that literally drowns his efforts to nothing.

Powers/Abilities: A masterful pyromancer, this Djinn supposedly has the power to burn everything.

Weakness: The power of the flute, ironically.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-We all very nearly perished at the hands of a badass musician. One that, again, looks like a saggy nude Russian dictator. Let that mental image fester in your head for weeks.

Trivia: -A Flautist is just another word for "flutist".

-For those wondering, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" is a classic folk song about Satan challenging a fellow fiddle player for his right to a soul. In the song and its sequel, the boy wins.

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Gee. Real uplifting.
That's probably how he reacts upon seeing beauty.