"High school just sucks"

Films: Monster High (1989)

Alias: Various, most notably Syridium Damanius Hectophantasmigon the Monster-in-Charge, Dume and Glume the aliens, Mr. Armageddon, Art the Gargoyle, the Mummy, the Living Computer, the Shoe-Liner Monster, the Pot Monster

Type: Alien/Mystical

Location: Eldritch location/Civilized area

Height/Weight: Ranges from that of a small kid (Shoe-Liner) to that of a car (Pot Monster).

Affiliation: Good (Syridium), Evil (the rest)

Summary: Yes, someone out there did "Space Jam" long before anyone thought it was a good idea to put Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan in the same room. Thing is, first attempts tend to be complete duds.

History: At some point in time, a couple of dumbass aliens named Dume and Glume raided a special intergalactic government building to get the prison holding Mr. Armageddon, an all-powerful being set on sowing chaos everywhere he goes. They ended up on Earth, and from there, Armageddon (who was trapped in a basketball for some reason) began murdering and raping the locals, as well as creating equally unhinged monsters.

Notable Kills: Some shoe liners have a warning to NEVER microwave them. Mr. Armageddon makes sure that happens so that a guy wears shoes with them, and is violently dissolved away to help give rise to the Shoe-Liner Monster.

Final Fate: The entire fate of the world is rested on a violent basketball game. Some clever cheating later, the humans manage to beat the monsters, who soon retreat. Syridium then takes the opportunity to blow up the basketball prison.

Powers/Abilities: Mr. Armageddon can conjure up all kinds of beasts through whatever means.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3-We will say that most of these creatures are incredibly violent, even during their comedic moments (especially during their comedic moments, actually). The problem is that most of them look like absolute jokes, and the alien duo are completely obnoxious (that horrible rapping...).

Trivia: -You know what? Nothing else to see here.

-Nope. Nothing at all.

Image Gallery

What is it with giant alien entities trying to slam-dunk the Earth?

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He'll probably be the first to drop out.

You don't smoke weed. Weed smokes you.
"Mention the Amazing Spiderman 2 around me and you get gored!"

Dammit, you went through the Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, didn't you?!