"Sh*tstain on the Campus"

Films: Sorority Babes in Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Haunted home/Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of an average toddler.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: You ever see a small annoying creature that you just know even the film doesn't like? Well, here's an example of just that in the form of nobody's favorite genie beast.

History: Uncle Impy was a devious demon summoned once to help a bowler's failing career. After his actions ended up killing people, the demon was imprisoned in a trophy. But he was involuntarily released after some fraternity dipsh*ts broke it. In return, Impy offered them three wishes. However, his wishes are a steal, and he makes his true colors known when he possesses some of the girls to kill as he pleases.

Notable Kills: One of his possessed girls uses a guy's head as a bowling ball as soon as it is removed.

Final Fate: Eventually, one of the teens manages to get Uncle Impy trapped in a small box before leaving it to the curb. The demon is reduced to begging for release, even bribing the audience a bit just before the credits shut him up.

Powers/Abilities: Can grant fake wishes, as well as possess people into serving him.

Weakness: Easily trapped in small containers.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-We'll admit, he's got a knack for forcing people into doing all kinds of violent and nasty things for murder. But it's a little hard to take this jive-talking nuisance seriously when he's up close. That exaggerated mouth of his is especially grating.

Trivia: -Uncle Impy was voiced by Michael David Sonye, or as he likes to call himself, Dukey Flyswatter. He was the lead singer of the punk rock band, Haunted Garage.

-Once again, another obnoxious film directed by David DeCoteau. It honestly has his filthy fingerprints all over it.

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To all boys watching, this is one reason you don't peek.
Like a poster falsely showing your appearance when you really look like a dope.
Yeah. And repulsive.