"You are what you eat"

Films: Motel Hell (1980)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Haunted Home

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Nothing beats meat from the good old famer! It's sincere, it's juicy, it's...well, it had better not taste like man-flesh...

History: If you ever wondered how farming siblings Vincent and Ida Smith make those delicious sausages, now you can! All you have to do is booby trap the area around your house, lure some people in, bury them up to their necks in a "secret garden", cut their vocal cords, and keep them fed until harvest season! Still sound appealing...?

Notable Kills: Did you even read the above?!

Final Fate: Vincent is ultimately done in when he and his estranged brother Bruce engage in a duel with chainsaws instead of swords. He gets a chainsaw to the gut, is what we're saying. While his sister gets buried like her previous victims, Vince can only regret the fact that he used preservatives in his food. The survivors soon contemplate just burning the forsaken hotel to the ground...

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-There's nothing that appealing about cannibals, especially ones that trick you into eating each other. But the Smiths are admittingly quirky in their own twisted way, and until sh*t hits the fan, are quite amicable. Perhaps that's what makes them worse.

Trivia: This film, due to its lack of budget, was originally going to be a whole lot darker. To give you an idea, there was bestiality involved.

-Ironically, this film was going to be directed by Tobe Hooper, but he left alongside a reluctant Universal Studios.

Image Gallery

Pray for your brand when one of those humans carries a disease.

Even Norman Bates didn't do this in broad daylight!
He's a Titan! Run for your lives!

Death would be preferable to this humiliation.

Yep. I can totally tell you haven't snapped and this is just "good business".