“The Whatever-glades”

Films: Dark Universe (1993)

Alias: Steve Thomas

Type: Mutant

Location: Eldritch location/Forest

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: No more Xeno-rip offs! NONE! We're getting sick of it, and at this point, we're beyond caring if you changed the origin a bunch. A rip off is a rip off.

History: While traveling through the cosmsos, Steve Thomas flew through a cloud of alien spores. Needless to say, the ensuing mutation was almost instantaneous. His ship, the Nautilus, crashed into the Everglades, but he survived. Now, he's a horrific alien beast sucking every life form dry, spreading a deadly mutagen disease, and under constant torment from his old memories.

Notable Kills: Nothing special

Final Fate: Eventually, Steve is confronted, and he gets a flare gun to the mouth, which sets him on fire and blows him up. The people he worked for promise not to screw up like that again.

Powers/Abilities: Has a tongue that sucks up nutrients from anything with a special barb at the end. Also, he's a plague rat of sorts.

Weakness: Anything conventional, though he hates fire the most. Also, his memories cause him to go into tormented paralysis.

Scariness Factor: 2-Admittingly, anything that sucks you dry like a delicious milkshake and is a walking disaster for the ecosystem is a threat no matter how you slice it. But this thing looks too much like a stiff, barely mobile Xenomorph who forgot to hit the gym. Not the best look, really.

Trivia: -There's a mutant armadillo in this film, and it was operated with a broomstick.

-This film took all of ten days to shoot.

Image Gallery

Terror and pain begin here.
Say goodbye to the human factor.
Stop drooling! Keep your fantasies to yourself!

Dear God, he's regressing to a 50s aberration!

Even the daylight won't save you.